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Effin' Birds 2026 Wall Calendar

Contributors:

Aaron Reynolds (Author)

Contributors: Aaron Reynolds (Author)

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BISAC categories: Humor -> Topic -> Animals

BISAC categories: Nature -> Animals -> Birds

BISAC categories: Humor -> Form -> Parodies

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Product Description

Are you in need of some swear therapy? Look no further than this delightfully profane 2026 wall calendar, filled with funny (and ferocious!) foul-mouthed fowls.

Each monthly spread of this truly cathartic wall calendar features vintage bird artwork paired with expletive-laden rants by brazen birds just itching to ruffle some feathers and raise some hackles. Get ready to laugh along with these avian shit-stirrers as they dish out irreverent one-liners and profane, yet relatable, trash talk every season of the year.

Features include:
  • 12" x 12" (12" x 24" open)
  • Cover design eliminates need for plastic packaging
  • Printed on FSC(R) certified paper with soy-based ink
  • Planning spread for September-December 2025
  • Spans January-December 2026
  • Generous grid space for appointments, notes, and reminders
  • Official major world holidays and observances
  • Moon phases, based on Universal Time
  • Each monthly spread features vintage bird artwork paired with sweary sayings
ISBN-10: 1524898015
ISBN-13: 9781524898014
Author: Reynolds, Aaron, N/A, N/A
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781524898014

ISBN-10: 1524898015

Publish Date: July 15, 2025

On Sale Date: January 1, 0001

Language: English

Pages: 24

Dimensions: 11.95 × 11.91 × 0.22 in

Weight: 0.51 lbs

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